Our server tonight had hair that resembled cat shit.
she was very upset and came back and gave this giant speech about how “this is austin this is a nonjudgemental city i’m not judging you people do things for very different reasons”
like, gag me with a spoon
You seriously wrote an insult on a server’s tip? Fuck appropriation, but that’s some weak classist bullshit. You can’t even say these words to her face like she’s a person, you gotta write them on the money you owe her and give it to her like you’re doing her a favor. You even could’ve written it on a napkin and put it on top of the money, but you like went through the trouble of making sure she had to carry it around with her. We’re so clever let’s totes post this on tumblr later we sure showed her. Like, i agree that white people need to quit that shit, but this is a really undignified way to treat someone, and I’m kinda horrified that you’d even want to humiliate another person this way. Consider yourself lucky you (maybe) didn’t consume any crusty hippie bodily fluids tonight, cuz in my days as a server, I pissed and spit in drinks for lesser insults.
Ew, white folx are so fucking gross. You’d leave bodily fluids on someone’s food because they pointed out you’re a racist, culturally appropriative scum? Next time I eat at a service joint, I’m going to specifically ask to sit with a PoC server. White folx do so much perverse, unprofessional shit when they feel insulted, ya’ll have no idea. White folx are disgusting. I work FOH at a full service restaurant, these nasty, entitled people drop their professionalism in a second the moment they feel insulted by a PoC. White privilege is a hell of drug. Ya’ll wanna be fucking culture vultures, and pick the meat off of living breathing peoples, and then have the nerve to be INSULTED when PoC respond to that gross shit. They WROTE ON MONEY THEY TIPPED HER WITH. They didn’t leave without tipping. They didn’t affect her job. They didn’t tell her manager they thought her hair was inappropriate, which they could have, because White folx’s “dreads” are REPULSIVE and don’t nobody wanna see that shit while they eat. They may have hurt her feelings, but Black folx SELDOM get away with only hurt feelings when we wear our locs. We LOSE our jobs for wearing natural styles, while you dirty racist fuckers are wearing cat turds in ya hair and dropping DNA on the food of PAYING GUEST because they hurt your feewings??! Fuuuuck you, you nasty fucking Saltine.